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BQ-mobile club | Communication owners smartphone BQ-mobile |
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Guru [online] Group: Curators Messages 9807 Check in: 16.01.10 Nokia 1 TA-1047 Reputation: 932 | Club , lovers , smartphones BQ-mobile Here, the owners of BQ-mobile smartphones simply communicate on topics not related to technical questions of specific devices of a well-known Russian (Chinese?) Company with a Russian-language support site, from which they never answered customers: D Club Rules Rule 0:We do not discuss the technical side of specific devices BQ. Rule 1:We do not greet a separate post with each individual person - shows creativity and welcome everyone at once. Rule 2:Less negative - more humor. Rule 3:This rule is. This is how it is. Creativity of club members Post has been editedarvseslav - 04.10.18, 08:48 |
Message#2 15.08.18, 22:28 | |
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Local [offline] Group: Friendssavagemessiahzine.com Messages 177 Check in: 09.12.17 Reputation: 12 | Story (tale), how to create a smartphone BQ 4028 Were lying in warehouses, very old god-forgotten MT6570 processors. These processors managed to mold. And one morning, a drunken Chinese man came in and saw these processors. I thought, “Why not sell it to my Russian brothers?”. All day he called Russian companies (to Highscreen, Oysters, teXet, Senseit, 4Good, and even to Explay, it’s not clear that Explay is no longer producing smartphones and rather this company is no longer), but these firms did not mess with the drunk Chinese and its bad processors. The Chinese man is already desperate, but one company agreed to buy out his entire batch of MTK6570 processors, but only under two conditions that he makes a 50% discount and develops a smartphone on this processor for BQ. Well, there is nothing to do, the money for the sober sober is needed, and he agrees. Although he didn’t know much about the android and its performance, and being an avid drunk, our Chinese was small and the smartphone did a normal phone for the build quality. BUT! Only in terms of build quality. The question arose about the name of the smartphone. For a long time he thought about how to name the model, sitting at a shot of vodka with his drinking companion. And a week later the thought came. Our Chinese was 40 years old, and his companion is 28. So 4028 will be called. But it’s logical to add another word, did he think? And suddenly his drinking companion said "UP" (UP- our hero had something like a toast, after which he and his drinking companion let in a glass). So he decided to call the BQ 4028 UP smartphone completely !. The case remained for the small, it siped the android on the phone .... And he thinks that it is necessary to install ANDROID 4 on the phone with MTK 6570 and 512 MB of RAM so that the smartphone worked more or less. But he only had Android 7 and 6th. Well, in general, he didn’t mess up and look for Android 4. And he saws Android 7 on the phone, but Android 7 didn’t work on such a god-forgotten iron .... "What to do, it’s necessary to sober up, and it’s urgent," the Chinese thought .and he decided to make Android 6. He made and finished it on this Android 6 phone, but with the terrible hangover he forgot that the core was left from Android 7. And when he saw this he thought “Yes, and it’s okay.” But something did not go according to plan and the phone began to slow down and lag. And I decided to overclock the processor from 1200MHz to 1300MHz. "again lags" thought the Chinese, "and to hell with him." I tested the smartphone, and it is heated very much. He thinks that it is necessary to apply thermal grease, but there was no normal thermal grease on hand and he applied grease from the same forgotten warehouse called KPT-1. Well, the company BQ took this batch of phones for 1000 rubles for one phone and started selling for 2800 rubles. Everyone is happy and satisfied) By the way, the Chinese are still hung over their earned money. Only buyers, that is, the owners of BQ 4028 phones, walk dull and evil, with the thought to shower the Chinese with these phones. P.S All names of companies, telephones, people are fictional, and any coincidence by real companies, telephones and people is random I am grateful for the help writing the fairy tale AlphaTyan761, and my wife for writing the text. Post has been editedtlopic747 - 15.08.18, 22:38 |
Message#4 15.08.18, 22:34 | |
Local [offline] Group: Friendssavagemessiahzine.com Messages 104 Check in: 21.10.17 Reputation: 10 | tlopic747, Post has been editedAlphaTyan761 - 15.08.18, 22:43 -------------------- Japanese animation lover |
Message#5 15.08.18, 22:34 | |
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Message#10 15.08.18, 23:33 | |
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Message#11 15.08.18, 23:35 | |
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Message#13 15.08.18, 23:48 | |
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Local [offline] Group: Friendssavagemessiahzine.com Messages 177 Check in: 09.12.17 Reputation: 12 | [email protected], 4:35 What, did not even write, in the new update, we will fix it,? Not? |
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