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The first applicant offers his material object, which already has an application.
The second applicant comes up with what to combine this item to create a new ingenious device or mechanism and indicates in the application a combination of items and the result of their combination. Below, you need to throw an idea to the new Thomas Edison, having written any material object that also already has an application.
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First applicant:
... Offers his invention ...

Chair

Second applicant:
Chair + nail = Chair for torture

Teapot

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Post has been editedmahout - 13.04.17, 15:04



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Ax + pillow = death trap

Jack



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Pie + Spray = Air Freshener "Visiting Grandma"

Zipper



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Zipper + knives = new generation guillotine

Potentiometer



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Jam + vodka = pochtivino

Vaseline oil



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Petroleum jelly + graphite chips = dirty grease for fans

toothpick



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ViktorCZ @ 04/11/17, 11:29 PM*
Toothpick + uranium 235 taken at critical mass = toothpick with auto-ignition function


Asphalt roller



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Brothel + Ministry of Internal Affairs = Bedlam} -)

Gong



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Gong + another gong = capacitor

Razor



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Road + Gaetz = Ambush} -)

Log



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Log + eye = proverb idea

Hoe

Post has been editedmahout - 13.04.17, 17:34



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Hoe + scope = evenly plowed ground

Key



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Key(on the explosive detonation console)+ Typical villain = Typical average action movie)

Leg



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Leg + Tail = Mutant

Men's underpants



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Men's underpants + sausage = cat caught

Cactus

Post has been editedLevochkin - 13.04.17, 17:45
Reason for editing: Time



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kaaaaak cowards kotaaa ??? : DCactus + Vodka = Cockle Cocktail

Women's thong



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Women's thong + stick = bow


Calculator



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Calculator + Apple logo = gypsy phone. :)

Mediator



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Plectrum + domra = whole fingers

Scotch



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Adhesive tape + wires = soldering irondo not need nafig :)

Car battery



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* Anoriel, need to make inventions from objects ;)
leg + iron shoe = means of emergency knocking out a window in a minibus

Power Supply


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