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The first applicant offers his material object, which already has an application.
The second applicant comes up with what to combine this item to create a new ingenious device or mechanism and indicates in the application a combination of items and the result of their combination. Below, you need to throw an idea to the new Thomas Edison, having written any material object that also already has an application.
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First applicant:
... Offers his invention ...

Chair

Second applicant:
Chair + nail = Chair for torture

Teapot

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SIM card + USB flash drive = UFSM (USB Flash Sim Memory) or UFSP (USB Flash Sim Memory).

Football goal.

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Football goal + lamppost = bird net

Spider-man's web

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Spider-Man's Web + airplane flying through the sky = original and fast way of movement

Pregnancy test



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Pregnancy test + felt-tip pen = community cell
I wanted to make a joke about the high-voltage current, but decided that it was too tough} -)

Mattress



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Mattress + anti-gravity engine+ Google services= Helicopter Carpet в„ў

Fusion reactor



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Bfzill @ 05/14/2017, 12:07*
Chumak
age test :-D
Water pool + freezer = ice rink

Katafot



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In mixed up the game



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Katafot + mobile = Mobile for night adventureseven with a sat down comm, you will be visible on the road if you hang an apron on your neck with a reflective beam from you} -)

Pole for jumpingYak Isinbayeva



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Pole for jumps + sharp tip + rubber band connecting the pole and arm = spear bursting

Squirrel costume

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Squirrel costume + TT = uniform for meeting with the collectorhehe)

Mask of the clown.

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Clown mask + super-glue = permanent friendly makeup

Anchor

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Anchor + cable + tractor = Plow в„ў

Pie (Native Amer boat)

Post has been editedZmejj - 18.05.17, 17:31
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Pie + winch = elevator

Gauze dressing



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Tea Set + Sledgehammer = Stress Reliever

Shampoo



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Shampoo + drops for the eyes = a means for the actors that cause tears - slezerin :-D

Cold drops



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Drops from a cold + ground chili - Turbonos, do not be sick!

False jaw



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Flip Flop + Stick = Original Wicker Umbrella)

Turnstile



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Turnstile + alarm clock + refrigerator = Limit access to food strictly on time.

Libra



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Scales + Refrigerator = Weight control for access to food, for the trickiest))

Exercise bike



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Exercise bike + stun gun = just try to drive slowly

Space suit


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