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DPATENT OFFICE4 D

  • You wake up in the middle of the night from scratching drawings of mysterious mechanisms on your wallpaper?
  • Or maybe extraterrestrial intelligence translates future technologies into your brain?
  • Or did you unearth Nikola Tesla’s drawings in the attic?
  • You are afraid that yours, Undoubtedly, ingenious inventions will steal GOOGLE, APPLE or AvtoVAZ, and even Balabanovskaya match factory itself?

"PATENT OFFICE4»THIS IS YOUR SALVATION AND PROTECTION!

By submitting an application for registration of an invention, you will forever leave a mark in the history of world science and technology, in the cache of Google and Yandex!
Exactly your descendants, after many years will be waving printouts from the sitesavagemessiahzine.comunder the nose of the cloned Steve Jobs,
proving that it was their ancestor who came up with the idea of ​​connecting an apple and a usb flash drive, getting an edible memory.


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As in any bureaucratic machine, we have the rules for submitting applications:
The first applicant offers his material object, which already has an application.
The second applicant comes up with what to combine this item to create a new ingenious device or mechanism and indicates in the application a combination of items and the result of their combination. Below, you need to throw an idea to the new Thomas Edison, having written any material object that also already has an application.
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Example:
First applicant:
... Offers his invention ...

Chair

Second applicant:
Chair + nail = Chair for torture

Teapot

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Kettle + Clock = alarm clock for extreme

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11.04.17, 18:25
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Scissors + guitar = device in order to be able to combine part-time work with a hairdresser and stage life.Well, I'll be the first scientist and inventor.

Television

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TV + sleep mask = VR headset

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11.04.17, 18:37
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Calendar + cardboard box = a small roll of toilet paperpreferably a larger calendar

Car radio


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Car radio + bucket = car! Guess what?

Glove


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11.04.17, 18:56
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Glove + scotch = device for collecting small itemscoins from the cashier} -)

Compass
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Compass + stick = prison

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Door + sturdy thread = sick tooth

Dog collar


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11.04.17, 19:19
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Retired american shuttle


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Decommissioned American shuttle + generator = country house.

Pencil

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Pencil + Pencil = Double-sided modified pencil

Button


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11.04.17, 23:29
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Toothpick + uranium 235 taken at critical mass = toothpick with auto-ignition function

Twisted pair


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Twisted pair + shells = sysadmin beads from the southern islands

Hair dryer


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Hair dryer + IP68 protection = hair dryer with pump function and protection from suicide

Clock


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12.04.17, 08:59
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Clock + Uranium = Atomic Clock

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File + robot cleaner = machine for removing varnish from the floor

Stairs


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Ladder + sleigh = children's slide, for skiing at any time of year

Glasses


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12.04.17, 14:26
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Audio player + rock = tru audio player

Rubber outer braid of the metro bus power cable (2 meters)

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Rubber outer braid of the metro bus power cable (2 meters) + pressing compressor for drying the digester (3 tons) = some kind of incomprehensible, unnecessary huge garbage, with the professional name Rare Shnyaga

Ax


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