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[mahout]

USCIENTIFIC AND HUMORIST CLUBU
"NON-STANDARD APPLICATION"

WELCOME
a club of amazing people, in a sense, innovators,
who grasped the other purpose of familiar things to all!

This is a community of those who use a laptop to warm frozen feet or dress a refrigerator like a spacesuit,
to go into outer space, and even with a clothespin they stop the snot in children.

If you use a mug as a coffin for a hamster or you heat the water in the bathroom with a soldering iron,
and you use the sanitary siphon as a hookah, then you are with us on the same wavelength.

Make yourself comfortable, drop all the patterns, open your mind and connect with the collective mind of the rest of the club members.
No usernames and passwords, no registration, no membership fees! The connection with the collective mind is free!

How it should work:

The first member of the club names any material item that has a specific use. The second member of the club comes up with a non-standard application of this subject and below it writes its subject through an empty line. And so on.

How it works:

The first member of the club:
Space suit

Second member:
You can store potatoes in a heated basement

Teapot

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ARMED WITH HONORABLE SENSE AND CREATIVE IDEAS!

BEGINNING BRAIN STORM!

Post has been editedmahout - 13.04.17, 15:18

[Zmejj]

Use to defend the object - drop the attackers on the head.

Urn

[mahout]

You can arrange a homeless party and serve her punch

Bed

[Zmejj]

Can she repair the brokenby drunkwindow

Bicycle

[mahout]

can be used instead of spinning

thermometer

[Zmejj]

Bfzill @ 03/21/2017, 13:16

Cheburek

They can scare / poison the neighbor's cat: D

Barbell

[mahout]

can be used as a harsh Chelyabinsk paperweight

Beads

[Zmejj]

You can throw running opponents under your feet.small in "One house 2" fitly slowed down two assholes by this method :-D

Scales

[mahout]

you can humiliate fat ... although it, they still work)))
can be used as a projectile in curling

sandpaper

[Zmejj]

She can be covered with a sofa: D

Warning triangle

[mahout]

you can play with children instead of frisbee ... with bad and naughty children} -)

Tablecloth

[Zmejj]

Perfect for packaging ..} -)

Printer

Post has been editedZmejj - 22.03.17, 16:48

[mahout]

you can put a child on his head and say that this is his R2-D2 costume for Halloween

Plastic cup

[Zmejj]

You can take a blood test from the nosethe cup is brought with the left hand to the patient's nose, a slight movement of the right ..;)

Pc keyboard

[mahout]

beautiful snowshoes with massage surface

Print

[Zmejj]

Light throwing projectile in the office.

Camera

[mahout]

you can plug a big hole in the door and there will be a peephole

Shovel

[Zmejj]

You can throw in a wooden wall: trains the eye and relieves stress

Elevator

[mahout]

if he is in a strange entrance, then you can rent it out for housing to some guest-worker, but with payment in advance

Office chair

[Zmejj]

Can I put a tub with a palm tree on it: D

Intercom

[mahout]

Zmejj,Yeah, no one will notice the substitution;)
you can walk with him like a cool cell phone

Ring