For the competition "
Propellest toasts for * LED * Wise
1. Once the swallow with his little chicks was saved from predators and
It turned out to be at the edge of a deep mountain gorge. And the first chick
Began to ask:
- Mommy, transfer me, and I will always love you!
- Draw! - said the swallow and dropped him into the abyss.
- Mom, transfer me, and I will someday ever save you! - said the second chick.
- Draw! - She said the swallow and threw him into the abyss. And the third chick said:
- Mom, save me, and I when you grow up too save my children!
"But you are telling the truth," the swallow said and saved him.
So let's drink for the bitter truth!
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2. Crawled toad through rails. Traveled train and touched her legs. Allowed the toad aside and thought: "Beautiful were legs, you need to go back." Only she climbed under the rail, how again the train drove and cut her head. So let's drink for not to lose your head because of beautiful legs!
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3. Hinged hare forest. Fight ran, sees the river. He went on it, and when he remembered that he was not given to him to walk on the water, swam. When I remembered the hare that I could not swim, I went to the bottom of oblique and drowned.
For not remembering the past!
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4. Floored on the ship the merchant and scientist. The merchant was rich and drove with him a lot of goods. Suddenly the storm rose, and the ship failed. Only a merchant and a scientist saved. She sees a merchant that the scientist is sitting, having hugging, and tells him: - What to be sad? I lost my whole wealth, and everything with you. - So let's drink for wealth, which can not be lost.
Cool
1. Let everything always passes by
In addition to health, money and sex!
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2. Dear friends, let's drink for passion! Passion as you want to drink!
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3. Let's drink for what they dated yes 132 years.
And so that in 132 years of the sink.
And NE is simple, but killed.
And the NE is easy to kill, and sause.
And ne simply saused, and from the warming.
And Na is simply from the fairness, but for the work!
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4. Drunkenness - Fight! So drink before the fight!
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5. First toast: Goodbye! We will not see today with sober!
Solidarity
1. Everyone knows a folk fairy tale about repka. And everyone remembers that ultimately needed the help of the weakest and small member of the team to stretch the spray from the ground. So let's drink for our team, thanks to whose cohesion, today we will have fun!
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2. My friends can not drink individually, let's get drunk collectively. For the great strength of the team!
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3. If a person drinks one, he also bad. If drinking with friends,
So he is good. For friends with whom it is nice to drink!
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4. Doctors are beneficial when we are sick.
Lawyers are good when we fall into trouble.
Police are satisfied when we find yourself behind the bars.
Saleri rejoice when our car breaks.
So let's drink for thieves who wish us carelessness and well-being!
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5. Two friends lived. Both met with one girl, but did not know anyone. One of them comes once in the evening and invites her to marry him. And the girl answers him:
- Do you see that hu? If you deliver a fire there, and he will burn all night, then I will go for you.
Only he left, as his friend comes and also offers her hand and heart, and she answers him:
- See, the fire burns on the mountain? If you put it out, then I will come out for you.
He comes to the fire and sees a sleeping friend ... And he begins to throw the branches in the fire. So let's drink for such friends!
Toasts - Tips
1. Do you know what a fairy tale is different from were? The fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. And the best is when the opposite. So let's drink to our life look like a fairy tale!
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2. Every fisherman dreams of seeing a goldfish.
Any girl dreams of seeing a fabulous prince.
Any young man dreams to see the most beautiful princess.
So let's drink for carrots! It improves eyesight!
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3. Highly high in the mountains
there was a white white eagle
flew there
flew here
flew back
And always arrived on her mountain
so let's drink for
so that each of us was then
Where we would like to come back again and again.
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4. There is love student: when there is - with whom, there is - than, but no - where ... there is love lonely: when there is - where, there is - than, but no - with whom ... there is love unhappy: when there is - where , there is - with whom, but no - than ... there is love philosophical: when there is - where, there is - with whom, there is - what, but why? So let's drink for the love that each of us deserves
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5. Two old married seats were silent and put on the racetracks. Hado would put on some horse, but what? They read like this: - What kind of bras do you wear? Perena? And I am second. We will deliver - two plus one - on the Ttya Nomep. The horse under the name of TPI first. Sharing won, happy subways performed home and donated all husbands. Plusted by assault, the men used the next day on the pulpit. - What will you put? - Listen, you for the night of my wife how much? ... Hau, you understand me ... - Me? Seven! - And I nine. Put for sixteen. But on this daspel, a horse under the nomepes two. Let's drink to always talk to the dpuzama!
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6. Let's drink for the fact that our life is never wormwood and rolling-field!
Post has been editedVOZMOGNO - 17.04.17, 16:32