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The first rule: in this topic are given only signatures. For pearls in messages exist Pearls of Our Forum ; in statuses - Pearls in statuses. For catch phrases and sayings exist favorite quotes, sayings
Rule two: no reference to the "owner" of the signature is allowed.
Rule Three: signatures with rules violations (mats, insults, etc.) that moderators did not have time to remove are prohibited.


The topic is not flood and do not comment. Remarques in their posts are allowed (witty - welcome).
Before creating a message, it is recommended to use a search on the topic, so as not to “fear” ...

Post has been editedkarserkarser - 22.08.19, 23:06



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I wish the staffRovera by the use of the products of the firm!



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Soon will my book. Though of course in vain, I ate it ...



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I'm too wild to live, but too rare to die ...
Be patient ...



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at least 26 personal stations disappeared - where to recover, search, is not clear;
"History" is rewritten, even here


I wish Rovera employees by using the products of the firm!

And all Chinese use Chinese instruments!

Post has been editedIjenius - 27.05.12, 18:57



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Moderator - with a wooden stick
lining of cloth, which serves to
muting the piano.
(Big Encyclopedic Dictionary)



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"Bad-it's when you are packed in black, opaque plastic bag is very bad -. When in parts And everything else is just fine." В©..

It remains unchanged the happy opportunity to please the members of the forum with the opportunity to touch the inexhaustible source of unmatched wisdom in my face.

Coffee Break - to eatTweaks ...

: rofl:
Good causes. I expose caresses.


Post has been editedIjenius - 28.05.12, 21:10



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"If you do not understand what is at stake - it is said, most likely, about your money"
В© American proverb


Post has been editedShoore - 31.05.12, 14:43



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:savagemessiahzine.com:
Curves hands? But there is always a bunch of creative, craft and drive!



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Here's a picture trying to put the user in the signature, but the engine did not give:
Attached Image



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Sergey164,
Waybill signature must be changed every day.


Do not write me in mare's milk, I had hardly ever noticed.
Difficult to see the green bar that will not disappear from the page until the message not read.

Post has been editedSemyon - 02.06.12, 00:06



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Simon @ 02.06.2012, 1:05*
Waybill signature must be changed every day.
it could be (and probably was) to an external site where it is generated automatically.

Simon @ 02.06.2012, 1:05*
Difficult to see the green bar that will not disappear from the page until the message not read.
if you go on the links to the latest unread messages in topics / right scroll hat Forum (which takes a split-screen) - it is very easy.


Post has been editedmgeee - 02.06.12, 01:55



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Ha, is the second my quote of the signatures.)))

Yes exactly. At the entrance to this topic link in an email about new messages, simply can not see the top.



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there must be some kind of hobby - let it be smartphones ..
not cigarettes and vodka ..



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HTC Diamond - died from contact with the wall at a speed of 62km / h!

apparently he participated in competitions in throwing range phone, but that's not luck - the wall was a barrier ...

Sergey164,
and that is true :)

Post has been editedvan Kertis - 03.06.12, 12:25



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Oh, and my signature in the subject xA



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From the creators of New folder and New Folder (2)
We meet:
New Folder (3)!

The owner of a signature: a more original version
From the creators of New folder and New Folder (2)
Soon all the screens!
New Folder (3)!

Googling: D

Post has been editedShoore - 04.06.12, 17:32



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Hiding the truth risking finish telefon.Luchshe ask stupid than her to do.



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Know pressing the "Remember Password" will not help you remember your password ...



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"You do not like potrekovaya rips? You just do not know how to cook them"



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Life is short, so you need to live it so that the top of the stunned and said: Come on, repeat !!!


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