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Post has been editedCatwise - 15.10.15, 02:08

[koordinator]

here it is, here it is the fish of my dream guys NOTE a hefty, hefty NOTE
from Apple at my place only compote

Post has been editedkoordinator - 11.05.12, 09:28

Reason for editing: Posted apple in Russian layout. Clear...

[i-glazov]

somewhere was:

Do not be afraid of new ideas and bold decisions. Remember, lovers built an ark. Professionals built the Titanic. В©

[Ijenius]

We cannot be led astray: we don't care where to go

Naked woman!

Post has been editedIjenius - 13.05.12, 18:40

[SimplexDumplex]

Champion on the attack on the rake!

[Ijenius]

a snake, the kindest snake! who sows the wind, he will reap the whirlwind. I respect cold vodka! But by the way, I warmly drink it warmly. But if vodka interferes with your work, abandon your friend's job!

How much easier life would be if it were in the source! В©
The programmer has two states: "Screw" and "Flooded". В© Gen

Dullness will ruin the world, saved by beauty ...

Google is the Matrix, the less you ask it, the weaker the machines will be during the Great Battle!

Post has been editedIjenius - 18.05.12, 17:20

[Sergey Ivanovich]

Sometimes a step forward is the result of a kick in the ass.

[Ijenius]

Leaving extinguish everyone!

To get a medal with a mug, you need to drink 10 liters of beer on a full moon on a churchyard on Friday. And in one gulp, without stopping. В© Gendoss

A pessimist is walking down the street, and behind him are two optimists in civilian clothes. В© Michal Mikhalych

/ Where is the guy charging from the laptop and mobile, there is a house.

Post has been editedIjenius - 19.05.12, 14:50

[Sergey Ivanovich]

bought es plus a cho to do with it | where are the buttons to press
and how can I call earrings | and here he is calling and cho

True, the original signature was (more understandable):

bought es plus a cho doing it
where are the buttons to press
and how do i call the earring
and here he is calling and cho

but I had to be asked to change in accordance with the Rules (more than 3 lines are prohibited).

[Ijenius]

I did not read the first post, but I agree with the author, so much bukaff can not be not convincing В©

[Shoore]

_{Um, button accordion, of course}

Moderating this message leads to impotence!

P.S. checked - does not lead: tongue3:

[Sergey Ivanovich]

Shoore @ 05/21/2012, 3:12

P.S. checked - does not lead

Here in 40 years you will make sure that the user was right, but it will be late: D

[Rage]

Causes interest and such a search,
How do you go there women? In pantaloons? Ali without?

[Marvi]

Rage
Yes, Filatov in general can be taken away from the floor of a fairy tale. And everything is relevant now.

[Ijenius]

Vivaz - Caller
Xperia Arc S - MP3 Player + Digital Camera
Acer Iconia Tab A501 - Toy

The optimal ratio!

the morning began badly, the sun was shining in one eye, a spear stuck out of the other

Post has been editedIjenius - 21.05.12, 22:42

[dim ^ n]

The complete file !!! : censored:: russian_ru:: pipiska:

the tablet just burned out ...

[Johnny P]

meeting the creator of the Gigabyte GSmart MW700 - kill you!

We wish him success ...

[Semyon]

You can’t find anything in our bobbin :) I’m just a star, they quote me here.
Originally created in pearls, but decided to move here:

Name-calling, the morgue decomposes

I am even glad that in my childhood there was no internet and social networks.

Johnny P @ 05/22/2012, 3:16 PM

We wish him success

The owner of a successful study of the apparatus, and the creator of a long life.

Post has been editedSemyon - 23.05.12, 18:22

[Marvi]

The most terrible beast is a toad, it has killed over half of the world's population.

[Marvi]

Fucking Yandex! I want to find ordinary wallpaper, NORMAL, which hang on the wall !!!

[Lovanda]

AT)

It seems that I have vision problems ... I go to the store - my eyes run. I look at the prices - climb on my forehead. I look in my wallet - I see nothing ...