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Post has been editedkarserkarser - 22.08.19, 23:06



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I left circles on the water with a rectangular brick ...
Since then, I am no longer sure of anything ...



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There is a desire to thank? Give a poor child on the street)))



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To wear glasses is not enough to be smart, you also have to see bad ...



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Taking advantage of the moment, I want to say hello to friends who also use the “Moment”



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ONE HEAD IS GOOD, AND TWO IS GOOD, GOOD



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Still without glitches? Then we go to you. . . Miui.



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IPhone can not be dirtied rubbish, there is limitation of ayfon



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"What we are running from will always catch up with us, and where we go will always run away." Hopelessness ?! No - stop running.



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To deal masters feared
He knows a lot of scary words



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I am sure that in hell there is a very cruel and painful place for all these lovers youThgrat, androThDov and RoThterov, yes, besides, not knowing about the existence of the letter "Yo"!!!


Post has been editedKirhe - 17.07.19, 05:27



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Sometimes smart thoughts catch up with me ... but I'm faster



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On the US forum ask a question - do you answer the question.
The Israeli forum ask a question - do you answer a question with a question.
On our forum you ask a question - do you long and tedious to explain what you're stupid moron.



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Saving is when you darn socks with threads from tea bags.

And this is the theme for smartphone purchases 70 000: D



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Advise children and grandchildren in terms of Windows and android, and repaired their computers.



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Do not let children on the Internet. The Internet from children is dumb.

I noticed how precisely: D



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H20 is not our motto! Our - C2H5OH!



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Yulechkaa fool

: blink:



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Samsung SGH-e200, Samsung SGH- i200 WM 6.1, Samsung g350e,Huawei Y6 Pro (TIT-U02)
Boiler 1 kW (without sofware), Tetris 8in1 (3 AA battery)


NastГЁnchik @ 14.08.19, 13:02*
Do not let children on the Internet. The Internet from children is dumb.
dim ^ n @ 2.08.12, 23:57*
Do not allow children on the Internet, Internet of children grows dull.
: D


Post has been editeddim ^ n - 30.08.19, 15:43



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* dim ^ n , Povtoryushka: rofl:


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