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The first rule: in this topic are given only signatures. For pearls in messages exist Pearls of Our Forum ; in statuses - Pearls in statuses. For catch phrases and sayings exist favorite quotes, sayings
Rule two: no reference to the "owner" of the signature is allowed.
Rule Three: signatures with rules violations (mats, insults, etc.) that moderators did not have time to remove are prohibited.

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Post has been editedCatwise - 15.10.15, 02:08

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* syncmaster172,
So what? This is a quote from the classics - Leonid Filatov "The Tale About Fedot-Archer Young Daredevil")

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* Anatoliy ,


Post has been editedFather brown - 28.05.19, 21:44

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Serious talk is not my fad, my fad is the Humpbacked Horse.

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* Anatoliy Yes syncmaster172 like a plushkin - dragging without a doubt everything that comes to my eyes!
sorry no - / + posts

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Post has been editedXBOCTAH - 29.05.19, 16:19
Reason for editing: An error occurred ...

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Do not confuse Cyrillic and Latin!

Post has been editedHeraldist - 29.05.19, 16:32

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Sometimes you want to quit, fill the vacuum with minced meat and rush out to Bangladesh

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Even if you have been eaten, you still have two choices ...

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Born in the USSR, I would like to die there;)

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I would change the world, but God does not give the source ...

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The man was born tired and must live to rest! ..

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Strongly do not swear, I'm just from the Urals :) I left myself. It was warm in itself, summer and brandy ...
RatingsNOT MINUS . Only plus .

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/ _ / _ / So take a selfie in such a way as to prove that this is impossible © ©<Nick>

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Sorry if it is crookedly written. never knew how to write

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Russian-speaking developer - do not forget about the Russian language in the application!

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Moderators, be human!
: D aru

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Do not be afraid if you are alone, be afraid if YOU ARE ZERO ...

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What does not kill us ... we do not buy.

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