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Post has been editedkarserkarser - 22.08.19, 23:06



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When the phrase "extreme version", "extreme firmware", "extreme update" will be punished?



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Not so scary grandmother, what her first graders paint.



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I am an apple slave, and I am proud of it! :-)



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#include<brain.h>
not everyone will understand, but still leave



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Whatever device you have not bought, and no matter what the system is not set, will necessarily hands.sys and mozgi.cfg, because of which will happen most of the problems ...



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For the future: itching? Do BackUp - then the flag in your hands.



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"Brevity - the sister of talent" (Authors: Anton Chekhov, as well as my favorite math teacher)



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Vapscheshny vapsche vapsche something
: rofl:



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Do not follow me in the footsteps, I am an eternal outsider,
My goal - to burn down the space, and not the river to the manor!



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... to be disposable condom, and not a smartphone!



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You're you, if you is you, then you is not you!
Klitschko} -)



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I have a day off



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"Earth is flat!"
Do not believe me? Whereas it is constantly rotating around its axis and around the sun, we ALWAYS show the same stars of the same ???


Posted on 28/04/2019, 14:57:

Mentioning on the forum without a reason - a sign of an amateur write!



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If every time I want to drink, they give me a drink, then I would drink!



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Stupid and nibuchen



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What is 90-60-90?
Riding in the city past the traffic cop.



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Let's play a game, if mne100500tysch years, and this is my first smartphone. And yet, just in case we agree that I was told about the Internet yesterday.



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One day you will ask me what comes first for me: you or a backup?
I will answer you that backup.
And you leave, and I once rolled back.



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"I have the same leg and nothing hurts" В©

Typical responses to the problem with a subject. : Rofl:



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It would seem like a moment
For the final shift ...


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