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Post has been editedkarserkarser - 22.08.19, 23:06



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shooting with stop lying
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I would like to do neural networks, but only enough brains for social ...



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"And it's all understood. IMHO."



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At first we were friends with the administrator, but it ruined the housing problem ...



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- Light my mirror, tell me, but tell the whole truth - am I in the world more and more stupid, useless and drunker?
- You're a jerk. No doubt! But living in this world two more thirds!



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Recently, I am actively lying on the couch ...



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Lazy never too late



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How do I know what kind of a bear is chasing you? If you run, climb a tree and bear a loss for you, it's a black bear. If you run, climb a tree and bear shakes the tree to throw you with it - it's a brown bear. If you run, you run, and there are no trees - a polar bear



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At the moment, Kaka: D



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It is also necessary to perpetuate: D: rolleyes:
As he tried fizruk dance at the disco, it is obtained squats.



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A well-mannered man will not make remarks to a woman carrying a poor sleeper!)



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What can we talk about with the generation
who does not understand how it is to chew jelly?



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The optimist believes that we live in the best of worlds. A pessimist is afraid that it is so ... (c)



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If in the hands of a hammer, everything around seems to be nails :)



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long queue stood - noisy, fun, warm! We stood discussing aggressive Washington, the evil machinations of China and the mysterious iPhone. “I didn’t see the iPhone, though I really need to hurt, yeah. But I read in the newspaper "Pravda" under the heading "grin of the enemy"



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And on his mighty bosom
Three hairs bunched together



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The theme cap is not needed, her ears are not cold.



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Impudent experimentalist at 14 years of age



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So I am white and fluffy ...


Post has been editedHeraldist - 25.01.19, 07:29



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If I am with you on "you" - it means that you are either a friend to me, or your question has an answer in a hat ...


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