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SimpleC #: an excellent resource dedicated to C #, there is a forum, and many projects, sometimes serious ones, which resource users write, there are also good lessons, lessons are not rich, dry and not suitable for elementary education, which is not understandable, most likely so, if they forgot that there was where to spy.
http://mycsharp.ru- great site to learn C #
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Do not worry if something is not working. If everything worked, you would be fired. В©

In theory, theory and practice are inseparable. In practice, this is not the case. В© Gen

Sometimes it is better to stay at home on Monday than to spend the whole week debugging Monday code. В©

The difficulty of working with a programmer lies in the fact that you cannot understand what he is doing until it is too late. В©

Most good programmers do their work not because they expect payment or recognition, but because they enjoy programming. В©

Learning to program cannot teach to be an expert, just as the study of brushes and paints cannot turn anyone into an artist. В© - Raymond

For me, for a long time, it was a mystery how something very expensive and technological could be so useless. And soon I realized that a computer is a stupid machine, with the ability to perform incredibly smart things, while programmers are smart people who have the talent to do incredible stupid things. In short, they found each other. В© - Bill Bryson

Chatter is worth nothing. Show me the code. В© - Torvald

Apparently, perfection is achieved not when there is nothing to add, but when nothing can be taken away. В© - Antoine de Saint

I invented the concept of "object-oriented", but I can say that I did not mean C ++ at the same time. В© - Alan Kay

How much easier life would be if it were in the source! В©

The programmer has two states: "Screw" and "Flooded". В© Gen

The best programmers are not much better than the good ones. They are an order of magnitude better by any measure: conceptual thinking, speed, ingenuity and the ability to find solutions. В© - Randall E. Stro

First, learn the science of programming and the whole theory. Next, develop your programming style. Then forget everything and just program. В© - George Carrette

Nothing limits the flight of thought as a compiler ... В©

If something worked right away - turn off and look for a mistake! В©

This is not a bug, this is a feature! В©

Our business to write is your business to understand ... В©

The quality of the project is determined by the number of mats at programmers. В©
I would change this world, but God does not give the source ... (c)

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Murphy's Law for Programmers

History of

[email protected], 05:09

The so-called Murphy's law was first formulated and used at the Edwards airbase in 1949.

This law is named after its creator - Captain Edward Murphy, who was then an engineer on the MX981 project of the US Air Force. The aim of the project was to determine the maximum overload that the human body can withstand.

Edward Murphy, the author of the famous Murphy's Law, is preparing for the experiment an experimental model of a catapult chair. One day, the captain discovered a critical error made by one of the technicians when installing experimental equipment, and said in his address the phrase that became the prototype of Murphy's law - something can be done wrong, this person will do just that! "

The project manager, who compiled a list of various rules and laws, added this statement to his list and entitled it "Murphy's Law". Of course, this rule was already in the air, but on that historical day it finally lay down on paper and got a name.

Over time, the list of "laws" was replenished with new pearls of army technical experts, remaining, nevertheless, not known to almost everyone except themselves.

John Stapp. He experienced maximum overloads and Murphy's laws. However, according to the results of the successful completion of the MX981 project, military doctor John Stapp, who actually played the role of a guinea pig in this experiment, told at a press conference that their team managed to avoid many accidents precisely because of the good knowledge of the laws of Murphy. Stapp shared a list of these laws with numerous journalists and representatives of contractors. And after a while the laws of Murphy became known to the whole world.

Immediately after that, more and more new "Murphy laws" began to appear, having nothing to do either with Captain Murphy himself, or with Air Force projects, or even with equipment in general. The authors of many of these "laws" are very well-known individuals who held high positions. The authors of others remained unknown. Some of these laws were given fictitious, meaningless names.

However, there is something that unites all these numerous laws of Murphy - they perfectly explain to you the reasons why something in your life or affairs does not go as it should.

Laws themselves

[email protected], 05:09

Classic

Demanding both efficiency and flexibility from the same program is the same as looking for a charming and modest wife ... apparently, we should dwell on one of two things.
Frederick Brooks Jr

In order to detect errors, the programmer must have a mind that enjoys finding flaws where beauty and perfection seemed to reign.
Frederick Brooks Jr

Giving global ideas is fun; look for svolochnye small mistakes - this is the real job.
Frederick Brooks Jr

Once the project is finally adopted, it becomes obsolete in the sense of its concepts.

The manager’s perseverance can determine the schedule for completing the task, but is not able to determine the date for its actual completion.
Frederick Brooks Jr

A fool, deprived of the ability to laugh at himself with others, will not be able to endure programming for long.
Frederick Brooks Jr

If in two minutes the omelet is not ready yet, the customer has two choices - wait or eat it raw.
Frederick Brooks Jr

When it seems that everything is already working, everything is integrated into the system - you have four months left to work.
Charles Portman, ICL

Generating random numbers is too important a question to leave it to chance.
Robert Kovzyu, Oak Ridge Lab.

I do not know the reason why we should not do this, but perhaps we will come up with some later.
Mark Davison

Mistake? This is not an error, it is a system function.
T. John Wendell

The user does not know what he wants until he sees what he has received.
E. Jodan

On an empty disk you can search forever.

If debugging is the process of removing errors, then programming should be the process of inserting them.
E. Dijkstra

Have you reached a state where you do not have time to solve the problems that take you all the time?
Mark Davidson

Computers are unmatched: in a few minutes they can make such a grandiose mistake that many people have not been able to make in many months.

Error theory

Errors are as inexhaustible as an atom.

Axiom. Any program has bugs.

The law of proportionality. The more a program is needed, the more mistakes it has.

The investigation. Errors do not contain only completely unnecessary program.

The fundamental law of the theory of errors. Learn from mistakes.

Corollary 1. The programmer who wrote the program becomes a scientist.

Corollary 2. The more a programmer makes mistakes, the faster he becomes a scientist.

Corollary 3. A prominent software scientist never writes the right programs.

Comment. That's why he is a scientist.

Kovka9792222 album forged gates.
Note to a novice programmer. If you managed to write a program the first time, in which the translator did not detect any errors, report it to the system programmer. He will correct the errors in the translator.

The law of the necessity of mistakes. The programmer can detect the error only in someone else's program.

The investigation. Error doesn’t care who finds it.

Advice to a novice programmer. Never correct the errors found, for this will entail the appearance of an unknown number of undetected ones. It is better to describe them in the accompanying documentation as a feature of the program.

Definition Let us call the rules of errors by which programs are written as the language of errors.

The language of errors. Errors can follow each other.

From the permutation of two equivalent errors, the result does not change (commutativity of equivalent errors).

Two consecutive errors can be combined into one, more powerful.

You don’t need to make the same mistakes every time; it’s enough to make one and then refer to it as needed from any place in the program.

Errors can form cycles. The most stable of them is endless.

Errors can cause each other and themselves (the recursiveness of errors).

Errors allow multiple investments in each other. Two identical nested errors are called an even error and are not an error.

Error parity property. If the written program worked correctly, it means that during its work an even number of errors were executed or the programmer did not understand the task.

The formulation of the above property, intended for politicians. Error repeated twice ceases to be an error.

The interaction of errors with the underlying operating system.

At runtime, errors have the highest priority. Only another, more active error can interrupt the execution of an error.

Operating system requests for errors can be ignored.

Error requests to the operating system can not be ignored.

When working with files, errors can use the file system of the base OS and its errors.

On a computer with a parallel architecture, several errors can be executed simultaneously.

System programs facilitate the process of writing application programs and their errors.

Definition Testing is the process of finding errors in a test. A good test should contain errors that compensate for their lack in the program being tested.

The language editor, designed to save the programmer from syntax errors, allows you to introduce into the program very ingenious errors that cannot be detected by either the translator or the debugger. A plain text editor does not provide such features.

A translator program designed to translate programs from a high-level language to a machine language generates errors when translating. Errors that were contained in the original description are translated unmistakably.

Final advice to those who got to him. Before starting work on a project, you should carefully consider all necessary errors and links between them. This will greatly simplify the work on errors in the project itself.

Professional programmer folklore

[email protected], 05:09

Space - illusion, disk space - all the more.

Computer - a device designed to speed up and automate human errors.

Enter any 11-digit prime to continue ...

Reset is not a button, but a bitter necessity.

Any program that has successfully passed the test is outdated.

Have you ever stopped thinking and then forgot to restart?

If something is crooked, call it a beta version.

“This is not a defect, it is a hidden and rarely used feature.”

Multitasking allows multiple errors at the same time.

Nature hates second order differential equations.

Do not let the computer guess that you are in a hurry.

Press all keys to continue ...

Press any key to continue or any other to exit.

“Become a programmer and never see the world.”

Independent software will not work with ANY software.

A defective program is an abstract theoretical concept.

Defects - children of glitches!

An elephant is a Mouse made to order.

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Post has been editedkingofshadows - 15.04.19, 00:32

Reason for editing: Message # 5724, by wolf3d2

[valerakuh]

Club of programmerssavagemessiahzine.com

Communication programmers, help in the development of projects, in general, I think it is clear :)

List of participants

1) Valerakuh- lua
2) zusicks438- Visual Basic, PHP
3) maxim.plotnikov- Visual Basic, pascal
4) skynetrussia- Visual Basic, pascal; teaches: javascript

useful links

Psp programming

Lua language

Articles learning engine pge lua:
http://psp-club.ru/information/about_psp/p...ix_game_engine/
Download pge lua version 0.02 with examples:
http://www.luaplayer.org/pge/downloads/pgelua_002.zip

Personal Web Page Creation Tools

Php

Site about PHP, there you can find a lot of useful.
Php.ru/forum

Please help with this linkbase.

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valerakuh:

My team site:
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Vkontakte community:
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in the application to the club we write a programming language that we know / learn

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Post has been editedvalerakuh - 02.08.11, 14:33

[zusicks438]

valerakuh @ 08/01/2011, 18:27

pge lua

: blink: what is it?

Well then write down, Visual Basic, PHP :)

[valerakuh]

Added :)

and what is it?

I wrote an engine instead of language :)
Corrected

[zusicks438]

valerakuh
Hooray! :)

Um ... what is this language used for?

[valerakuh]

For games and programs mainly

[zusicks438]

valerakuh
Cap wake up :)

And for what purpose did he personally apply?

[valerakuh]

Cap wake up :)

More precisely not slept :)

And for what purpose did he personally apply?

I recently learned and wrote a couple of homebrews on psp for friends, right now I’m working on a big game again on psp

[zusicks438]

valerakuh @ 08/01/2011, 20:00

More precisely not slept

: D

valerakuh @ 08/01/2011, 20:00

I recently learned and wrote a couple of homebrews on psp for friends, right now I’m working on a big game again on psp

And that's what the chip is, then the PSP understands it.

[valerakuh]

Well, honestly, I do not write on the engine itself, but on the engine written in the language, it is simplified and there are enough functions.

[zusicks438]

valerakuh
you are a real man: sveta:

[valerakuh]

you are a real man

Um ... I mean?

[zusicks438]

valerakuh
The expression is bright and colorful: D

Well, where are you, gentlemen programmers?

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Post has been editedzusicks438 - 01.08.11, 19:55

[valerakuh]

the expression is bright and colorful

: D

[maxim.plotnikov]

Well guys, take to yourself: happy:
Microsoft Visual Basic and good old Pascal: drinks:

[zusicks438]

maxim.plotnikov,Hey Ya :)

[valerakuh]

Welcome: drinks:

Posted on 08/01/2011, 20:36:

P.s. Admins please make me a curator

[maxim.plotnikov]

valerakuh @ 08/01/2011, 21:36

P.s. Admins please make me a curator

Cheto tells me that they will not do it right now) In my club, there were 3 pages of discussion and they did not. Until now, ignore, although more than 10 pages.: Vinsent:
And why no one Pascal said something? : huh: It seems that even in school and institutes it was taught to work ...

[valerakuh]

I have not finished school yet
So while he did not teach :)

Post has been editedvalerakuh - 01.08.11, 21:00

[maxim.plotnikov]

valerakuh @ 08/01/2011, 21:56

I have not finished school yet

From grade 9 computer science - pascal, faithpoint: happy:

[valerakuh]

We have computer science from the fifth grade: blink: moreover, in the course of a year, even an animation was completed at the end.