Here Continuing the theme raised by a student.
Male tualet. HOW usual, break. Tolpa - five people. In zakrytoy kabinke mobile calls (where great need closed the programmist). From kabinki razdaetsya: - Yes, I slushayu! What delayu? WORKING! HOW what? Prodvigaetsya? And ... um. Normalnoy prodvigaetsya ... ... a little bit ... Tugovato Podnapryachsya? Rad would be, yes nekuda. And nA tak limit. No, I can not faster. Kanal narrow. No matter how much staralsya - no longer climbs. Rasshirit? HOW ?! Otsyuda I know better, and I say unto you - rasshirit impossible!
Guys zabyvayut on a smoke break and davyatsya with laughter. And paren entered kurazh and already yelling nA whole parashu:
Yes sami you around vinovaty! Zagonyaete eight meters! And HOW you dumaete it get through? What? Only seven and a half? Yes I even eight, at least seven and a half - odinakovo. Preduprezhdal same: maksimum dva metra! Now we have to manually vykolupyvat. What am I here to utra sit, or what?
Parochka perekurschikov, derzhas za walls, barely sderzhivaetsya from hohota. Programmist shouts even stronger:
- I tak zavislo that three his fingers will not help! What? And I, in vashemu here delayu ?! Of course, chastyam! Eta koldobina entirely nikak not pass! In general, the large screen of an hour yet. Ladno. But you zarubite future nA nA nose: dva metra!
And so, I found along the way:
Posted 29-03-2012, 21:56:
Vozvraschaetsya engineer Nick HOW something with raboty, ustavshy nA street snow, slush, cold ... I decided tachku poymat. Ostanavlivaetsya latest Land Rover model opuskaetsya window tam shikarnaya blondinka in kozhanom salone, sprashivaet:
- You kuda?
- ... I live in Butovo, yes you do not worry ..
- Yes is not all right, poehali, zaedem za my friend, I love you to the House besplatno Dokin.
Poehali, zaezzhayut za girlfriend spuskaetsya least oslepitelnaya bryunetka, usazhivaetsya nearby. Blondinka:
-Well, here magazin seychas in close and drive Kohl?
Zaezzhayut in the supermarket, pokupayut bucket of caviar, Hennessy ... Podezzhayut to home. Bryunetka:
-Slushay in mashiny litter do not want to, we can go up to you and have a drink, eat?
Podnimayutsya Kolya and night zanimayutsya threesome.
Through 3 months nA glamurnoy coterie, vstrechayutsya bryunetka with blonde, corridor, one another:
-Slushay, HOW nadoelo something all these singers aktery, culture, zadrali ...
Oh, yes, do not say you want something ... Anything ... Slushay, a can, call Kohl of rubble?
-Count !! ?? Kole of rubble! Cool!!! And he dumaesh nas remember?
student555 @ 29.03.2012, 21:51
Forum hangs and that's it ... the Princess is the second response kalyakayu, and does not pass ...
The most offensive, that the message has passed, do not pass and TE .... And I'm so curious ... night sleep will not in thought, what am I to write it: DPost has been editedTsarevna_L - 29.03.12, 21:54