Here you can get comfortable, take off your tie and put your feet on the table
_{(if you are not sure about the freshness of your socks, gentlemen, try not to take off your shoes)}
We ask for the werewolves to leave their animal habits behind the door.





Interior:

Right wall. Club Card
_{those who wish to geographically can refer toCard Keeper}


Frontal wall. Our interFACES

Left wall. Pindyk-standВ®


Musical arrangement:

DJSaturnalia

Oral creativity:


Entertainment:

prose,games

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Lenin did not like mobile phones. He said they destroy the brain. But the real reason is not called.
For conspiracy.
Although he often often spoke on the communicator with Clara Zetkin.
Trotsky pretended not to notice.
Only once did Trotsky betray himself.
When he finished the next morning, after an on-site meeting with the workers, a jar of brine, asked Lenin to determine their GPS coordinates.
Lenin smiled from the pillow with a narrowed eye. But he said nothing.
Forces were not.

Lenin did not like mobile phones.
And I thought that no one knows why. But everyone knew perfectly.
What is the point of capturing mail, telegraph and telephone, if everyone has a mobile?
But Lenin was very fond of this tactic. He spied it on the Internet.
And in all cities seized mail, telegraph and telephone.
And expropriated. In the name of the Revolution.
He even had three cabinets with inscriptions in his office. And always bursting.
Trotsky envied in a good way.

Once, a visiting pickpocket was walking along the Smolny corridor.
And I ran into a small, bald peasant.
He was very happy and began to ask him: where did he come from, and whether there is a mail, telegraph and telephone in their city.
Pickpocket gladly supported the conversation. And at this time I pulled a communicator from my pocket.
As he left, he asked Dzerzhinsky, who was standing nearby, if he knew who he was talking to. Dzerzhinsky replied that he was talking to Lenin.
Returning, the pickpocket told his comrades what meeting he had. But no one believed him.
Everyone knew that Lenin did not like mobile phones.

Krupskaya always used the communicator.
From the principle. To show their independence to Lenin.
True, she only needed the connection. And toys. And to make it bigger.
Her communicator always got to Poland.
And he flew well: Lenin, when in the morning, after a revolutionary bathhouse with revolutionaries, came home, barely dodged.
Then Krupskaya gave him to Budyonny: he was on the road all the time, but he wrote poorly. And spoke, on the contrary, well. Loud and with expressions. Krupskaya liked it.
Wai-Fi was really weak there. Budyonny tried several times to download German erotica with Clara Zetkin. Always disconnected at the end of the download. He was very angry. He used to jump up on a horse, waving his sword, and his mustache is so militant ...
Lenin himself at these moments tried to leave Poland as soon as possible.

Dzerzhinsky really wanted a communicator. But he was afraid to tell Lenin about this.
Everyone knew why. But no one wanted to help him.
Only Trotsky wanted to fold, but changed his mind. That undoubtedly contributed to the cause of the revolution.
One day, Krupskaya said she wanted a newer model.
Dzerzhinsky was delighted, but Krupskaya presented her old communicator to Budyonny.
She really liked how he rustles his mustache in the microphone.
Dzerzhinsky was very upset, and also began to grow a mustache.
Lenin just smiled at that. Narrowed eyes.

Rosa Luxemburg liked Lenin very much. And she often tried to make him a video call.
But Lenin always turned off the camera in the settings. Especially because of Rosa Luxemburg.
He liked Clara Zetkin.
And Clara Zetkin liked Budyonny's mustache. She tried to make video calls for him, but this mode did not work for Budenny. Then she sent him a link to erotica. With his participation. But Budenny had a weak Wi-Fi, and he could not download anything.
Never.

Once, walkers came to Lenin. Very far away.
Because Lenin did not answer their calls, but ignored SMS. Although, delivery reports arrived.
They spent the whole day at the door of his office. But Lenin never opened. And on knock shouted from behind the door that the subscriber is unavailable. But they did not believe.
In the evening Dzerzhinsky walked by and explained to them that Lenin was in Poland. And roaming yet.
They began to find out who shouts from behind the door.
It turned out Trotsky indulges.

Once Lenin lost a sim card.
And he went to restore it. But the telephonists did not believe him that he was Lenin.
Everyone knew that Lenin did not like mobile phones. He had to climb on the table and stretch his arm forward.
When he got home, he decided: since this is the case, a new SIM card, I’ll go for something fresh. I downloaded the latest firmware of Karl Marx and let's go. When sewn, looks - and she is in German. And he forgot to download the Russifier from Engels. And how to download now, the devil knows. I will call, think Trotsky, ask the Russifier to throw off. But Trotsky responds to unknown numbers and immediately resets ... I had to turn on the camera in video call mode. And suddenly the bell.
And nobody knows the number, Lenin was surprised and answered.
And there Rosa Luxemburg.