[X]Assistant

[teodim]

Logo Creator:uspex84

• Outside is beautiful weather andare you in a great mood? ..
  
• At work, the boss marked you as the best specialist and promisedsalary increase? ..
  
• You finally got an invitation toa welcome meeting? ..
  
• Tell about it allshare your good mood and in response ...

You are very coolbreak off!

This game was created for the sole purpose of carryingat mbutwithwiths YumaboutR and atewithelse! We do not insult people and do not try to offend anyone! Everything that happens here is nothing more than an attempt to laugh at yourself and make a funny joke!

How to play Break me

The first participant in the game writes what he does what he thinks about, or is going to do (other options are possible): "I drink vitamins ..."

The next participant of the game breaks off with his jokes: "... but it doesn't help to stop the blood from the knife wound"

It then skips one line in its message.and already writes about himself: "It is necessary to throw on the flowers of the chief accountant ..."

Each playerReplies to only one last message! If it turned out that while the player wrote his answer, the other participant has already answered - the post with the second answer should be either deleted or edited, as a response to the last message in the game.

It is not recommended to quote the message of the previous participant in your reply, because his post is right above your message. Also, not recommended to respond by mentioning the author of the message. It’s best to hide such mentions by tag. [offtop]

Possible graphic option breaking

First member: "Tomorrow I'll go to the training on the shuttle bus ..."

Second participant:"Indeed, enough for a horse ride"

have pity on the animal

Scored on a workout, for laziness ...

All images are removed under the spoiler. Although it is a bobbin, the hidden pictures help participants not to be distracted from the main actions of the game.

Allowed to break the link

Allowed, in their bummer, to indicate links tosavagemessiahzine.com, or on trusted sources on the Internet, without disturbing Resource rules (especially p. 4.24 and 4.25)

Example:"I translate the binary number system to 32-bit"

Bummer:"... with the help of orderliesfrom here: girl_hospital:

Watching news..."

Signature logo

All lovers break off, fans of the game "Break me" -our logo!

' Here break off!

To put the logo, just copy the code below.Post recommended in the signature. Nobody forbids to choose another color solution by changing the code:

[url = "//savagemessiahzine.com/forum/index.php? show url]

For the idea and help in creating the logo, thanks for talkingmahout

mahout

Garbage - this is a symbol of where the good mood of the person who shares it flies.

teodim

But good always comes back! .. In triple size!

Carefully, they break off!

Encyclopediabreakup

The encyclopedia is not based on any information other than the game."Break me off". All posts are selected randomly. This is not a choice of the best "breaks", but only an indicator of gaming memes and traditions. Available Information is not supplemented! But new game memes in the encyclopedia will of course be added.

• Station "Vostok"
  A very cold place located inAntarctica. At the stationit's always snowing. Satellite Internetworks at a speed of 54 kilobits per minute. And very popularfur seal milk ...Winds at the stationvery dangerous.In the summer of 2017, the station happenedunpleasant event.

• Insect flash drive
  Rare device, whichout of stock. The money earned for him was spent.for charity. Based on a flash drive, also being developedLiveUSBand already createdHDD. There is a flash drivefirmware. They say thatinsect bits are already the last century.Here is the only presentphoto flash drives from insects.

• Coffee
  Mostpopular drink. Canchew in coarse powder. Can be combinedKind with healthy. Recipecookingdrink. Can be usedwith candy. Coffee Record Recordper day

• Cord Songs
  A very popular author and performer among the Oblomchikov, his songs even knowsniffed neighbor. When listening to it is recommended to drinkvodka and beer. No Songs Cordin expressions can not do. To such musicneighbors quickly get used to. You can listen to moreholidays

• Mother-in-law
  She always comessuddenly. "Drinks blood"deputy mosquitoes. Loves to comeover the weekend. On mother-in cantry out the cooking.Mother-in-law remembers all promises andlikes to remind them. Her voice is alwaysbrings joy

• Country house
  Excuse towake up son at five in the morning. About the cottagelearn songs. Door in the countryrecommended to open this way. Boardif you don't have your own dacha. Girls go to the countryto fight. Even at the unfinished cottage canburn by 60%. Some of the cottage remains onlydream

• Smoking
  The forum is entirely for a healthy lifestyle and offers everyonequit smoking.If you do not stop smoking -will throw you.Andtell elders.You can always findmore important occupation.Smoking while sleepingincreases the risk.Heavy smokerssuffer greatly.

• Panties (underwear)
  How canchange the design of underwear.What you can run to the storein shorts.If you are in shorts, you should havesoldering iron.Sometimes can occurproblems with the police.Everyone already understood what should not be forgotten,putting on the clock in the morning.

• Watching films
  Movies areterribly terrible.You can watch movies withy-pipe.With the help of films you cantry to rebuild relationships with girls.There are verysmart movies.Some lovemovies in german.There are films that come to mindwhen meeting with neighbors.

• Lovers to eat
  Some loveeat scripts.If a man has little money, he doesn't carefeed your favorite in the cafe.whatcool to eat with a lighter in his hands.Breakfast is recommended to eatfresh and quality products.Need to eattightly.But sometimes you canmore modest.

• Tea
  A drink no less popular than coffee is tea,sometimes wrong. "Little known"burglar recommendstea according to the recipe of a famous writer.The most faithfultea fan. Sometimes it doesn't even helpsalty tea.Also recommendedtea with jam.

• The Death Star
  Mysterious placefrom which you can watch.On the Death Star is availablepool.ANDis a Viti apartment.

• Victor (he is Victor)
  Friendly"guy". Its very muchchanged the army.Victor likes to inviteto yourself.About the adventures of Viti isnote in the newspaper.By the wayVictor does not smoke!Loves to walkunder the arm.Please note thatVictor does not give!AND
  wakes in the morning.BesidesVictor does not like hairy legs.He also hascubes.Many believe thatYou need to go out.

• news
  Oblomchikov's favorite pastime isview news.But sometimes there are news.not the best.You can watch the news andwithout tv.There are newswith good wishes.Or withnot very kind.In the newsSometimes it happens.Advice if you don't have a tv andbad Internet connection.

• Moonshine
  Often, burglars love this wonderful drink.to crackIt's always good to have your own moonshine still, but you need ittune.Drink this love to drinkvisitors ethnographic estate-museum under the open sky.In the manufacture of moonshineTake care of your sight.Neighbors feel the aroma of moonshineturn into demons.Often moonshineobtained randomly.Alcoholaddictive.

• Matrix
  Oblmashchiki lovereview this movie.But in the matrix of the crashersother Smith agents. Ourselvesdesign your matrix. Straw Matrix canto kill.John Connor came to stop the burglarsfrom creating the matrix.Perhaps that is why sometimes shehangs up.Some,after coffee, the matrix is ​​differentiated by the integral by the method of professor Zistelli.
  

• Exploding tea
  The maker of the exploding tea continuesset up production.On the plantations of exploding teaslaves workbut sometimes theymake strikes.For large areas alreadybought Facebook. The name of the creator of allon the lips. But the name of the tea is completely fewmanages to pronounce.Preparing to launch a time machine running onexploding tea

• Work searches
  Some burglarslooking for a job.From the first time you can not find themcontinue to look for work. ANDcontinue ...ContinueLooking for a job...Find and ... And not,it seemed.The main thing is that such unemployed blasterslot. They do not despair andcontinue to search.Maybe this timewill be the last.So orthis... Orthis...Here's someone else toolooking for job. And we sincerely believe that this timewill be the last... So orthis time

• ... And then riot police breaks in
  Very popular bummer, most oftenRiot police appear unexpectedly.Note that riot policemennot very rich.Sometimes along with them comeswhite fluffy animal.Some riot policemenwear dresses.Classical retention occurs.under article 228.Although it happens that the riot policearrest just like that.Particularly cruel riot police canto take to mozambique.And they have very seriousfriends.There is a suspicion that riot police will soonwill die from hiccups.

• Avatar
  Avatar canturn you into you.You need to have an avatar,to get the title of High Balker.Never tell lies thatThis is not you on avatar.Note that an avatar can beblocked at the request of the copyright holder.We have avatar loversdo.Or evento sculpt.And some avatarsquite satisfied.The main thing to avatarharmonized with the group and signature.Immediately, of course, the new avatar does not appear, you needto wait.The top achievement in working on your avatar is if you teach himwiggle your right ear.

• Sleep
  Oblomshchiki, almost always in a favorite topic, sovery little sleep.One way to sleep longer isThrow an alarm clock.You can sleepbefore lunch,or after lunchfor better nutrition.Some recommend sleepingwith the window open.Someone needs bedtimedisperse the gypsy camp.You can sleepactually.Ornearly.Some dreamstrange dreams.Oblomshchikam pity thosewho has nobody to sleep with.It happens that sleepinterfere neighbors.Someone even offered to makea ban on the oblomchikov talk about how they go to bed.

• About sales
  Some Oblomchiki selltickets to supersonic liners, landscapesand evenbummer.When there is no money to restore the shaky,sell something from the wardrobe.Need to tradestanding next to grannies selling seeds.The saying of all traders says:"Sold high, bought cheaply ..."Profitable can be sold:brick, quadcopter operative plate,evenkidney, soul (of course the devil),or simplysome kind of garbage.ButAll Force potions are already sold.

• Potions, mushrooms, bananas and other mind-expanding substances
  Crusher with great care to a variety of potions, because they remember what happens,when they get carried away.For making a good potion you need to prepare in advance.all ingredients.A very strong potion that usesnot finely detailed fruits of the coffee tree, and pounded fruits of the forest, called mushrooms.The main thing is not to get caught on memagents that canmake buy a banana potion at exorbitant prices.There are among the burglars and those who acquaint others withmethod of making a secret banana potion.There is also a patentedbrand "Banana Bananych"potion. It is important to remember that due to potionsletters dance and it becomes impossible to read.If you want something easier than potions, burglar offerssuch options.But the mushrooms with milkinterfere not recommended.If the mushrooms happen to be poisoned, thentalk with the doctor should be so.

• Man saw
  Among oblomchikov increasingly notice man-saw. Old men say he startedwith a crochet bagelbut could not stop there. Even hissaw today sawhe is still an adamantite sawsawed the White House.Thenmoney, wolf, swamp ...Although it shouldsaw wood.Orthe program.But the man-saw is not interesting and he undertook to cutskyscrapers horses, Norway budget,
  unsporting behavior heavy duty plasticand evenOmontsev their own Gandalf.We will believe and hope that all this is needed by the sawing person in order toget resources to fly to marsand stay there forever.
  
• Angry gnome
  Few can understand the language of the evil gnomeespecially when he promised to eat you. Moves the gnomevery loud.He can appear inmost unexpected places.There are especially-evil gnomesfrom the kind of giants.Telepathy on the evil gnomeIt does not work!Note that the gnome may beeven in a harmless cookie!The gnome has an incredible talent andcan create a matrix.When someone is at workevil gnomes are following.Evil Dwarf Populationon the verge of extinction!
  
• Penguins
  Certainly honorary participants Oblomayki -Penguins. Live, drink and eat (sometimes they themselves)at the station "Vostok". Love very muchhugs. Penguins need to raiseafter each flight of the aircraft past the station ...And they still needtasty feed.Of course they needwash.But then the penguins will always bewait!Butpenguins can not be left hungry.Oblomshiki always lookPenguins are waiting!Consider them cute andfunny.Oblomchiki often themspoil yummy.Penguinscan save from hunger.Different wayssave from hunger.Oblomshchik technologies do not stand still andworking for the benefit of the penguins.The main thing is not to believe fakes, there arenot real penguins.More about penguins soonin all bookstores.
  

Oblomshchikov's greatest events

• Great Oblomnoe Truce
  18.12.17 For the first time in all its existence, the game “Break me down” was forced to take time out in order to collectively prepare for participation in the New Year's contests of the forum. Return at this time.
  
• Application for the contest "We were here"
  20.12.17 An application was submitted for participation in the New Year wall newspaper competition. Our application: "Break off. New Year's edition."
  New Year wall newspaper
  
  
• Application for the contest "The Best New Year Club Logo"
  21.12.17 An application was submitted for participation in the New Year logotype competition. Our request.
  New Year's logo
  

  
  Also on this day, the end of the Great Oblomny Truce was officially announced and the game continued.
  
• The first permanent logo of the game is set in the topic header
  16.01.18 On this day, the first permanent logo of the game is set in the topic header.
  Logo

  
  
  Logo createduspex84based on New Year's logo. Saved attributes of the game, added new heroes.
  
• In "April Fools' Day" the topic turned into the "Vostok" Station
  01.04.18The cap of the theme and the name are completely changed. April Fools' draw lookedSo. And sohow it all happened
  
• Appeal to the former curator
  01.09.18 Appealof our wonderful, but unfortunately, the former curator of the chipteodim'ato the players.

Rating of the most active oblomshchikov

• Below the belt does not hit! Jokes about treason, lovers leave with them. As well as child-assorted humor.
  
• We do not swear, do not find out the relationship!
  
• Express culturally!
  
• Funny break marks are marked by a change in the reputation of the “breaker” in a positive direction.
  
• If you really want to leave a comment on "oblomu" mark it as[offtop]

Any bummer should be written in order to laugh, not offend! Remember that toys are not revush! You just wanted to cheer up! The game continues indefinitely ...

Those who do not understand our small rules of the game will be broken by the curator of the topic:Raven-13

Post has been editedRaven-13 - 03.09.18, 02:49

Reason for editing: New Event

[grobovshik]

Still would! In prison in a loner cell.

I want to go to the toilet.

[magisterrr666]

There are no toilets in prison

"PHONETYPE" = dword: 00000000

[alyams]

"PHONETYPE" = dword: 00000000? or "PHONETYPE" = dword: 00000000!

ask for helphere

[iSeven]

!

Verbal warning!

Change mood. Expensive

[alyams]

on potency, with surcharge

how many good girls?

Post has been editedalyams - 05.03.09, 18:05

[Karl-Ieronim]

but I got a vile mug
And with the wonderful name of Simon.


good morning does not happen

[iSeven]

and you lie with the opposite sex

Little bird ... sorry ...

[krank_01]

sorry for the bee

I'm tired, I want to sleep

[GUI]

Do not sleep, otherwise you will freeze!

let's end the crisis

[iSeven]

the crisis is the end

it is better to go to kebabs

[krank_01]

Why do dog skewers?

I want holidays !!!

[iSeven]

retired will

buy an elephant

[Maxmaximous]

and how much are you worth?

elephants can't jump

[Agafonoff]

But they can fly ...
Russia is a wonderful country.

[SERY]

in quotes.
our all do !!!

[Black Moderator]

: skull:My advice to you is not to fall. And that will be a bummer.

[black flooder]

: skull:Tomorrow, not only will I be a bummer, but you too ... Or rather, all four!

[drum1k]

SERY @ 1.4.2009, 0:48

our all do !!!

Our all do !!!


One hundred pounds to ride

[Johnny P]

The rules are simple:

One person writes what he does, thinks or wants to do, and the next person breaks off his jokes and writes the phrase himself.

Example: "I lie on the beach"
The answer is: "A blizzard sweeps around."

Another example: "drank apple juice"
Answer: "washed down with a bottle of alcohol .."

I'll start:

Watching news...

[algaloff]

I watch the news ... and the kinescope at the tele is broken.

I'll go smoke...