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Dmitry N @ 27.1.09, 12:19*
It seems to me that you need to collect ridiculous statements from forum members anywhere.

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Post has been editeddim ^ n - 15.05.19, 20:07
Reason for editing: Rules



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YES and now I am writing, but the letters are not printed at all, for example, I press the letter O, but it erases everything like a KEY.



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Hi, I accidentally found your site, and decided to dig in it, and found this topic, here.
I'm a designer by profession



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Andrew59 @ 9.4.09, 19:32*
get stuck

But this term we take note !!! :)
"Hear! Have you been picking around here?"



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Today I include the commune. And the Internet does not work .. not with Sims not with an aksty dunk
what to do?


Post has been editedAndrew59 - 10.04.09, 17:35



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Sudari and Madam, with tyapnitsey!
Long dig in the posts, strained the fact that when it was brains ... ripe question:



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Yesterday, the beast on the concrete floor shaking! A little trendets he did not come. Well, neither what kind of plow does it. Plyus-the stylus has become better to hold.



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need checkers with support for the choice of levels and shtob were standard and giveaway. preferably in Russian



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just ripped off the brain !!!
thanks to the author Pts pleased



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But this is almost serious:
Eureka! Another criterion for distinguishing a smartphone from a KMK.
That is, if the telephone part is at least a little buggy, then this is a communicator)



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Saw. But it, it seems, was really serious. Consciously. :)



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I need a new version of the standard explorer. I saw a friend in the sewed kmk, so I want to put myself on the two minutes

Need an adventure type book
O.Ch.Dinkes (The Adventures of Oliver Twist)

if on an open area to stand statically, what is the error in determining the location


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Andrew59 @ 17.4.09, 0:41*
if you stand on an open area statically

o_O, and if you stand dynamically? : D



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Please give me the most funnal CRM system for WM 5.0. Thank you very much.

I am very looking for walks for the workers in Wi-Fi, unpretentious

Tobish looking for a program, or browser for convenient lazin by contact
an!

On the process of 200 stones, please do not offer.

I do not understand why people have a virus. Here is a thread that will be a worm and a haplik to your devices

Almost on the topic of the competition:
Thank! taught! I noted in the complaint!


Post has been editedAndrew59 - 23.04.09, 07:01



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Dmitry N @ 10.4.09, 11:04*
But this term we take note!


readyto test anything


wow! said out loud, so it seems and not mate but indecent! :)



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Dear administration / moderation. I am a regular reader of your program, but I am writing for the first time.

So you pick it up, you pick up dynamically - then you and haplik.
Shl. Taking this opportunity, I want to say hello to fellow villagers !!!


Post has been editedAndrew59 - 23.04.09, 10:38



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I have an idea. To collect these pearls in a handful, such as humoresques to write. Sorry, there is no time at all.



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ahhhh read the temka page on the bus. more non-violent - and so the half-salon looked at me in surprise. all +1 moder postavte. I will know what to read to raise my mood. I will test ...

Posted 04/23/2009 5:10 PM:

sorry for offtopik



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So as an antispam this measure is not effective (I declare responsibly).



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yes, I shake everything

: rofl:grabbed the virus today) (Post # 2684013)



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frag @ 25.4.09, 20:53*
grabbed the virus today) (Post # 2684013)

And this topic should be read from the very beginning - very entertaining: D. That is from heregrabbed the virus today) (Post # 2682852)


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