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Dmitry N @ 27.1.09, 12:19*
It seems to me that you need to collect ridiculous statements from forum members anywhere.

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Post has been editeddim ^ n - 15.05.19, 20:07
Reason for editing: Rules



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User1(on Ave bunny)
He also promised me a plus sign. : rofl:
User2(on Ave Pikachu)
and the pluses are now listed?)
User1
They say yes. Let's each other ponasavim? : rofl:
User3
Where else would you see such a thing, so that Pikachu and the hare to each other ... hmmm ... they put pluses.



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When you are a farmer programmer:
Well, I wanted, let's say, to make the mobile flash a flashlight with a frequency of exactly 10 hertz (to try to hypnotize a goat)


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