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Dmitry N @ 27.1.09, 12:19*
It seems to me that you need to collect ridiculous statements from forum members anywhere.

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Post has been editeddim ^ n - 15.05.19, 20:07
Reason for editing: Rules



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I was sick of all ....: wallbash:
TO
Th so hard?
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Summer came, and with it the season of "drowned" began. Yesterday brought the 2, 3 will be more tomorrow.
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you sudmedeks or telefonomaster? : Blink:
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Puddle payayu, computers, telephones mending: blush:
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sounds like a board of announcements



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Reason: Removed the cause of editing


Post has been editeddA5niles - 09.06.19, 20:07



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miui excellent, there are not many who get used to splash naked android. Just naked android faster due to their prostate)

: blink:



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I not found in the header on the rollback firmware and firmware updates over the air firmware version from the same cap in hand
: wacko:



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User 1
Do not buy appliances Panasonic! Complete shit, piles are to be repaired and continuous Panasonic! : Ohmy:: censored:
User 2
Where do you work ?
User 1
The Panasonic Service Center.


Post has been editedLikrev - 10.06.19, 23:06



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I am a farm (not clickers) about hemp (and not only) plantations (do not put me, Comrade Major)

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The family is in danger)))
I inflates mayonnaise.
I mean, if the packaging. When there is already small and the package is not worth it, I it is inflated.

I have my say here and Eat it now and go for new mayonnaise. And I can not blow, if it does not stand and fall.

Yes, when there is already enough, this pack as the nestoyachy n ..... neither here nor there prisunesh not in the refrigerator.

Imagine that happening to me, when we were at a party and I see this pack. What is happening to me, as many teeth reduces ...


Post has been editedRed Guard - 16.06.19, 11:59



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"Audit - is for cowards Shay everything - his divayz know!" - the motto of extremals.



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User 1
Stick, Are there any tools with which you can run one android (for example 4.4.2 and below) inside another (7.1.2)?

User 2 (a joke)
User 1 In Google-market there are several interesting programs, are sought by the code word "dildo".

User 1 (with a serious facial expression)
Thank you ... But it did not help ...
* Sticky search screen *
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Post has been editedartem90y - 14.06.19, 06:42
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An application on android for measuring radioactivity
. Very useful vesch.Naryadu with a calculator and a calendar for each phone. : D
-Cool! I have 2 very useful prog. 1 st to charge from the sun, and this!
-Vizhu, people are very serious attitude to this prog. Folks, this is simply a program-trick! How to charge from the sun, like a metal detector, and so on.
Hey, and it is working prog metal ;-)
-like small children. Make someone a rectal thermometer, please. Urgent need.
-Obyknovenny thermometer, soap (preferably petrolatum), relax (otherwise it will be bad), POPIN has to withstand some of this enjoy ...: rofl:


Post has been editedbarmuda - 13.06.19, 23:59



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Why can not stir up wallpaper for kaplevidgy cut? All Internet clambered and nothing like this!

Gugel simply does not understand what you want: rofl:



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Thu suspiciously like that of your culture is flooded ...

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What is this suspicious? Alcohol fills the body and displaces culture ...



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Understand and forgive }-)
People respected me.
I do not know what to say.
I do not know what and what to ask. Pray humbly to forgive me for the non-surgical intervention in the midst of your life is not easy.



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Guys need infa Google ceto silent as the guerrilla, as you search here.
I found yesterday outside p9 light, but he Toli Toli xs a custom, full of ГЄГ Г® p9 lite personal. Who vkurse that for variety.
Artifact? : D

Post has been editedbarmuda - 16.06.19, 15:20



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: Skull:: girl_hospital:
It has a program that beeps the battery is contaminated?
contaminated battery? This is what? Inflammation elektronakopitelya?



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facts show eyebrows.



when one eyebrow from god, and the second from the dog stoop ...


Post has been editedVadimm77 - 17.06.19, 14:14



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7 people still downloaded. Who does not work?
u2
I have. But I did not shake.



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Review of one application of an anonymous chat} -)
He writes campaign, grandfather: D
Bab none at all



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user # 1
Printed write it

user # 2
Run this jump: rofl:


Post has been editedclever_man - 18.06.19, 09:22



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User 1
Somehow sad to watch porn on 80% of the screen

User 2
Lawlessness is a need to urgently correct: D: rofl:

User3
You my friend need to back in the 90-Tide, when the magazines were. : D

: Lol:: lol:: laugh_wild:

Post has been editedDeslay - 19.06.19, 10:17


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