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The Jewish family collects a basket of pies from the Jewish Little Red Riding Hood and gives her parting words:
- Listen here. When you come to your grandmother, she will immediately cry to you that, oh wei, winter is coming soon, it’s blowing out of the cracks, there’s a tap leaking, nothing to heat, the roof is leaky, there’s absolutely no money at all, you, granddaughter, know for this life . But you don’t listen to anything, but firmly stand your ground: with cabbage - 5 each, with meat - 8 each!



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This is only in Russian to the question "Where?" You can answer "Walk!".

Some managers think that if you take 9 women, you can give birth to a baby in 1 month.

Russian addiction to alcohol is explained by the harsh climate of their country. So today - the weather is beautiful, and the climate is harsh ...

Vaseline still needs to be earned! : yes2:

Stalevar Kuzyakin did not understand what a thrill to sit by the fireplace.

Cats never stoop to getting tired like dogs ...

Sorrel with alcohol - the Russian version of Mojito.



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- Girls, up to ENEA for three hundred!

"Oh my God! Invisible apples! ”
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"The last time I play a horse with you!"
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“Woooo! Heaven, rain! Come, gold, come! ”
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“The legend is this: we are salmon, go to spawn”
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“Heel, are you saying something?”
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“Well, judges, you are raking!”
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"Who threw the power cable into the water?"
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“Hey operators! The camera had to be placed under water! ”
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“You spoil everything all the time! You're not from our team at all! ”
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"Me and my moron brother"
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- Girls, up to ENEA for three hundred!
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Hell, I didn’t turn off the iron!
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See all. Now I am a runner.
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Hey Judge, well, put the top three!
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“And let's spit on the brudershaft!”
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Raised from hell
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Voldemort is alive!
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Lenka, exhale! The performance is long over!
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Tour 3
Rhombus 4
Bomb -5
Acacia 6
Kernel-7
Plumage-8
Gospel 9
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This is Lyubertsy, baby ...
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About Morning and Work
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The most profound essence of Russian reality is expressed by the announcement: “The administration bears no responsibility for valuables and money handed over to the wardrobe. A fine is lost for losing a tag.”
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Expensive! How long will it take you to get dressed in five minutes?
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Avaricious pays twice, stupid pays three times, sucker pays constantly.
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Every Korean blind needs a new guide dog about once a week.
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A souvenir is a product that you would never have bought in your city.
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Olya, let's go to the cinema!
- Come on, Seryozha.
- And your boyfriend will not mind?
- I have no boyfriend. His husband killed.
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In a parallel universe, those who fail when they enter the army are taken away to study at universities.
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It is not so difficult to meet the woman of your dreams, how to hide her from his wife.
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Do not say what I need to do, and I will not say where you need to go.
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Dogs running after cars are the souls of deceased traffic cops ..



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And on such devices, is there an opportunity to increase the RAM?



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Pearls of Larisa Guzeeva (;
If I saw Brad Pitt, I would also behave like an idiot!
- Good men are taken apart by puppies
- Married does not mean dead!
“Your legs have already run out, and the dress has not yet begun!”
- I thought an orgasm, but it turned out - this is asthma
- ... and the prince somewhere scratches the tail of a white horse and is in no hurry for you ...
- Oh, and shook you in other people's beds!
“So you are a medic?” What didn’t you say right away? I would not press you. I thought you were a fool!
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- And what kind of wife do you want? Well buy an inflatable!
- Don't listen to grandmothers anymore. You know, they themselves will shake through life, and then they portray before us that they are all straight dandelions.
- And mother already bed everything ... sorry, the table was laid ...
- Mom says to me: "When you lose your temper - do not forget to close your mouth!"
- to Rosa’s question: “What is Wi-Fi?” replied: "This is a microwave"
- Rosa: “Here I am a former athlete!” Larisa: “Rosa, what is good about you?”
- Applicant: "I have 16 in my soul" Larisa: "Well, Rose is also 11 in my soul"
- Bride (model Natalya): He needed only my appearance!
Larisa: Well, fear God! I am more beautiful than you! What are you driving ?!
- To spite my grandmother I will frostbite my ears
- Marriage has two functions: you can enter, but you can exit!
"Oh, well, this guy is not for your character .... and not for mine .... I would just break him through the knee the next day!"
- Weaning should be gradual .... first change once a week, then once a month ...
- The contender for the hand and heart: "Well, I sang, danced ..."
Larisa: "As my husband says:" If only not to work! "
- The best girlfriends-leeches and frogs !!!
- One of the suitors: "She was beautiful ... But you are more beautiful than her"
"Yes, only Krupskaya Nadezhda Konstantinna is more beautiful than me"
- How to brush your teeth, you also need to take care of a man.
- A participant in the program complains that the man was indecisive.
Larisa: "What are you! Men can be decisive only in one case - to throw back the blanket on the bed, and say" Welcome! ""
- Passion is when he loves everything below his head.
“Oh, I won’t stand between you.” I - such a wicked thing - still will not work ... I got married 48 times ...
- What are we knocking with a tail here? ... (meaning - reasoning)
“The applicant gives the elderly, but active groom, flippers. Rosa:“ But do the flippers have sizes? Larisa: “It's too early for you, Rose! Live again!
- Do not try to simultaneously drive a car and make love. Both will turn out badly.
- "... you are 45 years old! ... and you have neither a kitten, nor a child ..."
- A man - he is a living person !!!
- A simple man, wait on the threshold
- Do not open your mouth to another's loaf
- She has nowhere to grow, stopped at the 6th size!
- Than marry you - better toad in your mouth!
- A woman should act like this: her eyes are on fire, and her chest is two tanks!
- If they love for real, then they love both the size of your ass and your anti-chest!
- Larisa (to the matchmakers of the groom): And what are you licking your lips at? Do not you get married!
- God! How beautiful I am! Will I ever die !?
- You won’t dig the bed - he will bury you in this bed.
- Stop picking! Getting out! Come here in 70 years! With a club!
- Turns back to the sun, - the sun can not see!
- As stamped with a thin leg - so a hole in the floor.
- Even if you get caught in bed, say that you were warming yourself! Frozen like a dog!
- Happiness is a long state. Everything else is an orgasm.
- No need to change an orange to an enema
- While he is firmly in his pants, he will have a soft heart
- The groom said that his ex was indignant when he went into the kitchen in a bathrobe. Larisa: "Did she come out in diamonds, a fur coat and fins?"
- Thumbelina! These are those whose backs are from the ground per inch.
- A potential mother-in-law about her daughter’s last bridegroom: And in the kitchen they didn’t try to clamp him with his large body?
- The groom Marco complains that if women find out that he is a chef, they are afraid to cook. Larisa: It’s the same as if you live with a gynecologist, you are afraid to sleep with him - I saw better ....
- There is such a love that it is better to replace by shooting ...



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